according to police reports from a Gypsy Elder, late last night there was a [censored] thief that has taken "my [censored] without any reason nor rhyme."

"I was just a normal space-travelling gypsy trying to bring peace to the middle eastern universe when this [explitive deleted] took my [censored]!"

a local artist sketcher reported the assailant to look like this



obviously a rough sketch but the addition of goggles makes this thief experienced in the usage of driving such vehicles.

If you have any information on the suspected thief, please PM detective and former president James K. Polk and police chief and former world boxing champ Rocky. All reports will be kept confidential.

a Gil reward will be given to the one who catches the thief, dead or alive.